I have one for this blog, which I had before the trip anyway. @thelifeoflittleme I mean, when I first got it I was pretty obsessed, and now I guess Malaysia has rekindled that. I'm posting more than ever.
My cousin also has this joint photography account with her friends, where they post very tumblr looking images with irrelevant deep quotes as the captions. At first I thought it was stupid. But then, after taking some very nice shots of my own and looking back at some of my spontaneous tumblr photo shoots, I decided to make one too. @turquoisedecember Please don't judge. It's mostly a spam of pretty pictures and quotes.
Anyway, that isn't the point of my post today. What I was going to say is that after browsing Instagram for a while, I noticed that some accounts have very creative, relatable or knowledgeable bios, and I'd like to share them with you (minus the very effective emojis, which is unfortunate).
An epic battle between caring too much and not caring at all
I broke up with my gym... We just weren't working out
The rest of the world was in black and white but I was in screaming colour
Live the life you've always imagined
too glam to give a damn
Eat it or beat it
You know my username, not my password
Oh the frigid wind of teenage rebellion
Wondering when manners will become the next trend
Call me beep me if you want to reach me
Don't play hard to get... Play hard to forget
How can I be ready for the future when I'm not even ready to get up in the morning :]
Act like a lady. Think like a boss.
The only club I get down at is club penguin
I've always been afraid of losing people I love. Sometimes I wonder if there's anyone afraid to lose me
To die would be an awfully big adventure
"I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal" - Ron Burgundy
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company
I once heard a wise man say, 'don't raise your voice. Improve your argument.'
A misfit isn't a misfit among misfits
No expectations, no disappointments
Success is the best revenge
"You want weapons? We're in a library. Books are the best weapons in the world." - Doctor Who
"In order to be irreplaceable one must be different" - Coco Chanel
The number of followers you have doesn't matter because Hitler had millions and Jesus had 12
Helium walks into a bar and the barman says, we don't serve Nobel gases here. Helium doesn't react.
They say keep following your dreams so I'm gonna keep sleeping
"Darling I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream" - Taylor Swift
We're not taking selfies. we're just being dramatic on camera
maybe you'll fight fire with fire, maybe you'll let yourself burn
Life is simple. But we insist on making it complicated
If being afraid is a crime, we hang side by side ..
It's always darkest before the dawn
Lactose intolerant so I'm not allowed any milkshakes to bring all the boys to the yard
I'm not crazy my mother had me tested - Sheldon Big Bang Theory
wanted: all the gossip
7 billion people. 14 billion faces.
You can tell a lot about a person from their biography
"It's a new art form showing people how little we care" - Lorde
Life's like a camera: focus on the important things & you'll capture it perfectly
Any awkward situation you find yourself in, there is always someone worse off. That someone is me.
Your smile could light up New York City after dark
I'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey than anyone's cup of tea
dum dum give me some gum gum
Don't worry about those who talk behind your back. They're behind you for a reason.
Feeling everything and nothing at the same time
There are more nipples than people in the world
I ship me and money $$$
"Dress like you're going to meet your worst enemy today" - vogue
we'll we'll we'll if it isn't autocorrect
chill amigo all is well. let your heart do the smiley emogi